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[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I would have assumed they were religious before asexual. I've known many people who were virgins until they married in their late 20s or early 30s.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I fucked so many good christian girls (and boys) up the ass in high school.

They all got married as virgins too.

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