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Yeah OP should say "1 therapist is useless".

The problem is you don't know if your therapist might be an asshole before speaking to them.

it's green text; it's more made up than an r/aita and r/tifu post combined.

This is the only sensible response I can see in the whole comments section. Lot of replies from people who think a therapist’s job is to cheer you up with a wholesome pep talk and send you on your way.

The problem is that it's bad fiction.

it just comes across like a trollish comment on the internet, a random attack from a stranger who might not only not be doing it for your best interest but even to be hurtful for their own amusement.

And Only time and repetition will be able to tell if it's in good faith or bad faith.

i wish a lady would interrupt my narrative with her baseline trust.

Yeah the "you didn't really try" can be super dismissive from a stranger. Or it can be a positive message like "you are stronger than you think" coming from a friend. But I don't think even coming a friend you'd get that, when you are down the hole.

when all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail and stuff

My boss told me this is due to the skills shortage.

That's the gay part. Fake: man goes to therapy. Gottem.

Such a shame it got commandeered, even if it was inevitable from the start

Most people would say shoes ..

yes, and then they had sex

I fucked so many good christian girls (and boys) up the ass in high school.

They all got married as virgins too.

I mean, as someone who used to be in a similar sort of position:

• Consider going outside and asking random attractive strangers to have sex with me -> no, that would be weird and rude and unpleasant for them, and that would make me feel terrible.
• Consider going outside and interacting with random attractive strangers in a friendly capacity, getting to know them a bit, then asking them to have sex with me -> no, I would be building the friendship under false pretenses. Revealing my desire to have sex with them would be a betrayal of their trust, and would make me feel terrible.
• Go to a bar or club where people commonly congregate with the intention of finding novel sexual partners -> Everyone seems to already know everyone they are talking to. Also, I can barely hear myself think over how loud the music is. Also, I have a creeping feeling that someone is going to stab me, so I move towards the nearest wall and put my back against it, then look in every possible direction as quickly as possible so I can see the threat before it comes. I talk to no one.
• Go to a bar or club, but drink so you're less of an anxious wreck -> proceed to get plastered on the cheapest drinks the bar sells. Feeling that I'm going to be stabbed reduces, but this creates more space for my brain to notice that no one is talking to anyone they don't know. Go home drunk and hating yourself for not figuring this out when everyone else has.
• Hire a prostitute -> No.
• Start online dating account -> get no matches. Max out swipes every day, still no matches.
• Consider getting better pictures for online dating account -> this would be misleading and catfishing. Your pictures should be an authentic representation of who you are.

I'm far past that stage in my life now. But the problem most of these guys have isn't that they are unwilling to put in effort, so much as it is that they have it in their heads that all the forms of effort that would actually be effective are, in one way or another, morally wrong.