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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 4 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 70 points 4 days ago (64 children)

Beans are a better protein source because you get fiber too and fiber is really the thing people lack in their diet. Also, no living creature is harmed in the process.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (17 children)

TIL plants aren't alive.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 4 days ago (14 children)

They're not harmed

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 4 days ago

You're thinking of Boggis, Bean is the mean one

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