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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Know that feeling of stepping on a LEGO brick? How about you do that all the time in the stylings of Crocs? It's a lose-lose!

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder if big ass lego would actually give you some sort of foot massage

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I assume the edges are still sharp as fuark. The little nubs aren't the issue. They might even be kinda nice

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

it would probably make you uncomfortable and offset your balance and probably lead to joint pain..