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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Do they know that football involves a bunch of men grabbing each other?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In Canada it's the gay sport.

[–] Liuone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Europe it's not even a sport, just how americans maintain their brain damage.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

Rough....but fair!

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