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And that’s basically it!
It must be so sad to belong to the drab old culture MAGA idolizes, and watch the entire world just move the fuck on constantly, not giving a single shit, when you think that football-and-Jesus culture is some kind of temple eternal.
How gay is that?! They need to have their own party, because they aren't welcome at the regular one. Such cry babies with their safe spaces and delicate feelings.
Watching 300 lb men huddle in spandex for 4 hours not gay, but 2 halftime music acts are way too far beyond the rainbow...
They even touch each other on the butts...

I’ll make my own halftime show, with pedos, and mar-a-Lago face!
They would know all about what gay is I guess.
Why don't they just play their own Superbowl too?
It's a bunch of grabass with couches and the lights off
Nazis sure are some fragile people.
Usually if a group of people spend several years calling everything a snowflake... Yeah it do be like that
There's a very high probability that TP's half time show is going to be way gayer than the real one, just unintentionally.
When a bunch of conservatives get together, they crash grindr, so... Yeah.
Every accusation of theirs is a confession. Every single one. No exceptions.
If it's true that's funny. Do you have a source?
Conservatives don't assimilate into American society.
really have to stop calling them conservatives, they're regressives clearly
They're whole ethos is antisocial. They are obstinent toddlers who stomp their feet and fold their arms and think it's funny to make other people mad.
Conservative Fragility
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Every time I read TPUSA. I think Toilet Paper USA. Not complaining, because that's what it is basically
I mean superpower has sucked (to me) forever, so imm skip the game, the halftime show and the alternate halftime show.
While im dissenting, I also think every publicly financed football stadium should share 5% of profits with its host city. And some of that should be set aside to bulldoze the stadium when it reaches its end of life.
FYI the Superbowl is a great time to go to the grocery store. I mark it on my calendar so I don't forget
Genius....Maybe i hit up home depot while im out. Ty btsax!
That is such a good idea
They'll be exchanging Nazi salutes while reading the bible. Fuck them.
Do they know that football involves a bunch of men grabbing each other?
Snowflakes
I would say the superbowl isn't gay enough. The half-time show should be all 24 players having an orgy on the field. That'd certainly get me to watch the dumb foosball game.
usually happens in the lockeroom.
Long as they don't preempt the real show, let them have their little pity party
I can wait to find out what loser right wing celebs they haul out to combat the wokeness. 😂
Kid Rock instantly materialises
funny they're just going to show the cpac footage and generate AI hosts to talk about how bad the democrats are.

I thought they don't like politics in football. If they don't like it, then leave.
Well, this shows once again that the right-wing extremists need their own artificially staged reality in order to somehow justify all the outrageous lies of the MAGA leadership: they simply cannot allow people to peacefully celebrate sporting events.
It's really absurd how blind these idiots are. They just can't see that the imaginary enemy images that are being mindlessly propagated here simply serve to distract from how thoroughly degenerate the leaders of this "movement" are, from the fact that they are actually the enemies of all halfway decent people.
The stupidity is really only surpassed by the ruthlessness of the criminals responsible for this moronic deception.