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Octopi fit ¾ of those requirements, as do Orca
Actually, do Octopi even need opposable thumbs? They can grasp things with their tentacles as effectively as we can grasp with ournl thumbs, can't they?
Octopi got heavily dev-nerfed though, they die after reproducing so they can't unlock the best parts of the education tree.