this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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The fool decided to talk to a girl instead of spending 180hrs+ downloading, compressing, formating, naming, indexing, installing, hosting and trouble shooting.
This is why China is ahead they got this figured out, they just got rid of the women.
What you described is very automatable. Not the getting rid of women the think with the nas and stuff
Are you saying that we shouldn't walk and chew gum at the same time?
Ok, Google how long does it take to learn how to program?:
"Learning to program can take anywhere from three months to six years..."
Mmmmm
I'm impressed with all the people who watch TV because everyone knows step 1 is to learn how to build a TV.
Name checks out?
He didn't tell you to program a bespoke tool, you tool.