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[โ€“] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just posted about how I hate that modern humans have zero patience for me to even put a dvd in ๐Ÿ˜… thank goodness I dont have to try to date one of these idiots

#eathotchip

[โ€“] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait EA has a brain chip to turn people into thots?

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

important: don't know how to cook and be born after 1992