this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
411 points (98.6% liked)

Greentext

7705 readers
481 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Do you have (thing I want)?

Well, no

oh... it's on Netflix though...

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

8 years ago, I sat with my then-girlfriend at her parents' house thinking of things we wanted to watch. We thought of like 20 shows and films, and each one we looked up was not on her parents' Netflix.

Netflix's selection has only gotten worse since then.

Nothing anyone wants is on Netflix.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If it's on Netflix then there's a torrent. I'll set it to download.

Or

Then you're welcome to sign in with yours.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If they give the reaction as OP's image then I was wasting my time to begin with.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They do give that reaction, yeah 

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those who aren't worth the effort will, yeah.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It will take an hour to get it off usenet in 4k quality, no worries.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 3 days ago

An hour? Geez.