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[–] MadBits@europe.pub 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis."

At least we get some good news this year.

[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 19 hours ago

I was thinking the same thing but further down in the article it says the surgery happened in 2019. This article is basically about the surgeons being punished.