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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

submitted 1 month ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

this was in 2019

[–] 2ndSkin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

The verdict was Wednesday.

[–] murvel@feddit.nu 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fucking 7 years old news. Not that anyone really reads beyond the article title anyway.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Because then they'd find out the verdict was this past Wednesday?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If it makes people happy and isnt aggressively reposted, then who cares if its a repost.