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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 47 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Let this be an example to every surgeon out there that if a billionaire patient dies during or after a surgery:

It can't simply be a statistical death, their trusts will have investigators digging through your trash for years and feeding a team of laywers to find the slightest excuse to end your career even if they die because they were taking party drugs and weren't honest with you.

Its best to just refuse doing surgery on a billionaire.

[–] III@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Or, and hear me out, take one for society like these heroes did.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Dude killed himself by not disclosing boner pillsand the surgeons were "practicing medicine without a license" for the place they working in (though they were as qualified as most surgeons) From the article

"Sign here. . . and here. . . Now flop it out on the table. . . Nurse, hand me the claw hammer. . ."