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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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That's the most verbose way to say "I have a large penis" I've seen yet.
Well...I assumed that he had a pencil dick (which I don't have.) That would be envy. If he actually had a n above average dick and wanted more that would be greed. Either way it's a deadly sin.
Weird that someone lacing 2/2 comments with professions of their large penis is citing the bible for authority.
Then again the bible does have a passage about big donkey dicks and cum, so maybe you're an orthodox practitioner of some variety.
Either way I don't respect you.
Fun fact: the seven deadly sins aren't in the bible. They were made up by some monk and later pushed by the church as a way to get people to confess their sins
Fair enough.
I'm getting some serious small dick energy from your comments.
Cool. Imagine I have a micropenis or none at all if you want to. Doesn't change anything I said.
I'm flattered that you took time out of your day to make that for me, let alone triple comment.
Guess I really hit a sore spot by casting doubt on your penis size. Sorry about that.
Hope you get a better hobby one day.
Boy, you REALLY bring two finger tugger energy to your comments.
Cool!
Here's the thing...I didn't say that I had a big penis. Go back and read my comment. I didn't say a single word about the size of my penis. All I said was that he wanted what I have. What I have is that I don't care about the size of my penis. Now you, on the other hand, like so many people here on Lemmy, are super sensitive about anyone saying anything about having a big penis. I was downvoted for saying that a penis in a picture looked about average to me. Super touchy subject for some reason. What was it about my comment that touched a nerve? That you thought that I was saying that I have a big penis? Why is that?
I'm not reading that much text from someone like you, but I hope it was cathartic to write.
Go back to Reddit.
No thanks! Go back to maple.
3 weeks.
I am.