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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Well...I assumed that he had a pencil dick (which I don't have.) That would be envy. If he actually had a n above average dick and wanted more that would be greed. Either way it's a deadly sin.
Weird that someone lacing 2/2 comments with professions of their large penis is citing the bible for authority.
Then again the bible does have a passage about big donkey dicks and cum, so maybe you're an orthodox practitioner of some variety.
Either way I don't respect you.
Fun fact: the seven deadly sins aren't in the bible. They were made up by some monk and later pushed by the church as a way to get people to confess their sins
Fair enough.