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next thing you know they're going to reveal that Epstein was the one that suggested paying for horse armor in Oblivion.
Hell he probably put a hit out on Harambe too.
The hole in the ozone layer...
Yep...you guessed it. Epstein.
He probably also got involved in Amazon's lord of the rings prequel, and the last season of game of thrones.
Epstein cancelled Firefly