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Good god everything is connected to this guy. Like that tik tok skit that plays on these kind of groups where the guy is saying everyone is connected but he's sick of thinking about it, that his idol winnie the poo isn't going to be an epstein pal, then it flashes to a picture of them together smiling and he's like "dammit."
I'm paraphrasing, but it's true, seemingly nothing in the east coast power brokers and masters of the universe were unconnected to this guy. It's also worth mentioning that even epstein, career pimp of underage girls, (and boys?,) to honeypot influential people for Israeli intelligence thought the president was a piece of shit with no endearing qualities. Although one of many other traits epstein and the president share, are their penchent for keeping troves of blackmail, and a hatred of dogs. Think about that last one. What kind of person hates dogs? A piece of fucking shit.
You know who also hates dogs....