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Conscientious Objector Jailed After Being Outed As PUBG Player (kotaku.com)

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[–] Shurimal@kbin.social 22 points 9 months ago

"A paintball player? Clearly you must be a gung-ho militarist who loves war!"

"Have a BDSM kink? You go around kidnapping and torturing people, don't you?"

"So you like reading murder mysteries, huh? Seems like you're a murderer yourself, then!"

—Some South Korean judge, probably.