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‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
(www.theguardian.com)
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They need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes.
"Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough"
Thousands of cigarettes doesn't seem that many. I've been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.
Make him breath/smoke through a hole in his neck.
They wouldn't though, SP's creators genuinely think there's nothing wrong with the tobacco industry. A lot of episodes that seemed like they were satire were just their actual beliefs, presented in a silly way.