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[โ€“] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like it'd be more thematically appropriate if he choked on a hamburger. Then he's not exactly a martyr.

[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

True, or fell down some stairs.