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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 66 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I really want to see this guy march alone with a single sign that says "Protect Billionaire Rights"

Billionaires have it the worst. people are always going "you could do this for the world," "you could feed children," but nobody is asking why they're stuck with a single 300ft yacht when they really want that 400ft yacht with two helicopter pads.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, that seems to be what they do

It would be one guy with three dozen armed security contractors around him in full mercenary kit

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That sign would be about as welcome as John McLane was at the start of Die Hard 3.

Yeah, that sign with that slur. Except there wouldn't be Samuel L kicking about to save him.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I had to look it up as apparently I've only seen the most polite of the TV versions, being "I hate everybody"