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I would march.
200 bucks an hour I'll walk around a bit and pretend to give a shit.
I will also say things that when taken out of context will sound fucking awful and when in context will sound extremely suspicious.
This would be hilarious!
I would march too, it's too easy to satire the movement. Signs like "Bill Gates did nothing wrong on Epstein's Island" or "Peter Thiel is not a vampire" seem like a good fit for the event.