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Yes we are nerds but we must have decorum.
Plus if you’re managing any real infra at all you’ll run out of names if you’re using Star Wars, even the extended canon.
Really: They’re cute until you’re on a screenshare with an angry customer and you’re trying to restore the
wookiedatabase to theewokdatabase. Then it’s way less cute.Every character on screen has a name in Star Wars. For example: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Davin_Felth
God I love that fandom. Or, used to anyways.
oh my god glub shitto is so sexy
So true!
https://starwars-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Glup_Shitto
excuse me but that is their sexy twin clone glup shitto
I always confuse the two, sorry.
I wouldn't use cute names anyway because I'd forget what they actually were. It's way better to use descriptive names so that you actually look like you know what you're talking about. Generally speaking you don't see cute names as much as you just see bad names.
In the past I've read code that says things like
prefDoUserAccountProccessing_b(e)only to find out that it's some old bit of code that isn't used anymore because it's for an old legacy SAP system. That's apparently what the_bindicated, because obviously.Well now we know how Palpatine came back.
This is why I used to use Pokemon, with departments grouped by type.