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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats: 'I'm Not Scared of a Germ' (www.complex.com)

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

As someone that has met a lot of people that do cocaine, yeah that's not surprising. Maybe not the seat specifically, but pretty much all of them do coke off of toilets. It's a convenient height, it has a similar color so it's easier to clean up, you get the privacy of the stall door, and nobody is gonna bother you while you are there.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, yeah, but how many cokeheads become the fucking head of the CDC?

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Well, at least one. That we know of.