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Can Taylor Swift help Canada's seal meat industry, senate committee asks (ottawacitizen.com)

submitted 9 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was expecting that they wanted Taylor to speak out against seal meat, not endorse seal penis meat.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Naw. It’s them seal penises, gotta sell the aphrodisiac; and who better than T Swift?

[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

If anybody knows about Seal penis, it's Heidi Klum.