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Ogles? Are we being pranked?
He’s requesting Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry. While some other tool:
Got tired of investigating the fucking child rape? Fuck republicans.
These dumb mother fuckers…. So he can’t understand the lyrics and is what? Outraged? What a piece of shit.
I'm sure investigating a concert instead of the Epstein files will be really popular with their base.
They're investigating a brown person for having moee fun than they've ever experienced in their life. They'll eat this up.
You don't understand. They are investigating this because of the children!
They probably think children watching this are going to become sluts too soon and so they won't be innocent and pure anymore for when they try to rape them!
Sigh I wish I were joking...
Can you imagine being dumb enough to vote for these guys? Their voter base should be embarrassed.
I fucking WISH embarrassment was something that a trump supporter could feel.