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House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts' (ew.com)

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

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What? Is this real fucking life? Have these Puritans really been here the entire time, I've just been unaware????

[–] Didntdoit71@feddit.online 2 points 17 hours ago

Oh, they never left. Some of these cucks would happily institutionalize a Christian version of Sharia law. That's one thing that really pisses them off about Islam...the Muslims REALLY know how to control other people's sexuality...hell, they even get to marry little girls!!! The Guardians Of Pedophiles (GOP) Hates it when a different religion gets to do what they're dying to do, but can't because we had a few founding fathers that thought religious men shouldn't get to rule the world.