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[–] FE80@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

cybersecurity people are bootlickers

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

That is the exact opposite of my experience. Of all the coworkers and friends I’ve ever had who worked in cybersecurity, one was a bootlicker, while all of the rest were at least three of transfem, furry, weeb, and anarchist.

Edit: Ok, one of the transfem furry anarchists was a bootlicker, but only in the kink scene, not her politics.

[–] FE80@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

People who work in cybersecurity, irrespective of their overt freakery, are overwhelmingly wannabe cops.

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lmao, let the hate flow through you. Did you get reprimanded for executing ransomware after downloading porn?

[–] FE80@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah, it's usually some wild eyed wacko high on their own bloated sense of self importance, demanding all ICMP be blocked network wide; that does get the hate flowing.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

ICMP gets blocked because it's a violation of a lot of legal and contractual requirements to allow it on a network.

my company just signed a contract, and this was a requirement of the contract for us to do the work. So now we block it. It's inconvenient, but we need to make money.

a lot of IT contractual obligations are horribly out of date technologically, but they are a legal liabilty so they have to be enacted. Our contract also required us to not use Windows XP explicitly, this is because a lot of place still do in a limited capacity like for controllers.

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Can't argue with that, though that sounds more like a corporate zombie 🥲

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