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I really hope they die soon, this is unbearable…

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Bruh if you had a live stream of this I would subscribe to your only fans.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I… I don’t know how you’d even stream that? A log of pages loaded?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 41 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A log of pages loaded?

Keep going I'm almost there...

Requests per second getting higher, and higher, then they level out -- but the server is just barely hanging in there, frantically serving as many requests as it possibly can, and then all at once they come crashing down into warm, gentle waves of relaxing human pings.