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Plot twist: The aliens are among us, and are in the Epstein files - that's why such a small portion have been released.
That conspiracy is old news.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory
That reptilians conspiracy is mildly frustrating to me. I, for one, would love to learn that there's a race of reptilians secretly running things. In fact, if you're out there, reptilian overlords, come find me. I love reptiles.
Yeah and they eat babies, evidently. Lizard people, aliens, billionaires... Same thing