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[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Was he not just being facetious?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, it seems like just a way to debunk the area 51 conspiracy. And we can't really say alien aren't real, because there's like billions of planet and some ought to be in a goldilock zone that has the exact condition we have.

[–] n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He probably meant some mundane explanation, but it'd be nice to have clarity as to exactly why. I guess it was a lightning round though.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 10 points 12 hours ago

Probably Obama, like most people, figures there's life on another planet somewhere in the universe, but that tge aliens haven't visited Earth.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

Yes, it's like saying ghosts are real.