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Barack Obama says aliens ‘are real’, but not in Area 51 (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 8 hours ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

they are in the white house.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

One is wearing a bad hair job,. Paints itself orange. It can hardly string together a coherent sentence. Stumbles about on 'human' legs.
It's the worst alien disguise I've ever seen!

There's even a rumour it needs to rape children...to keep itself alive, or something!!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Actually, him being a giant alien roach who wears a human skin as a disguise is the most convincing theory for explaining his behaviour.