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DHS Agents Arrest Man by Pretending to Be Stranded Motorists… A Ploy to Get The “Worst of the Worst” Who are Midwest Nice (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Honestly, I would fall into this trap.

The federal agent genuinely sounds like she is a person having car trouble, this trap would work on me because I guess I too am a fundamentally decent person.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I picked it up rather quickly after moving here, and I didn't realize it til I was at a bar in Atlanta and said it twice as I was moving through a crowd and felt a tap on my shoulder, when I turned around she asked where in the Midwest I was from. 😅

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I feel that. I did my undergrad out in Pittsburgh and picked up 'yinz' (like y'all) while I was out there. Now yinz and yous guys (chicago-ism) do battle in my head and I never know which is going to leave my mouth