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[–] supamanc@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That doesn't necessarily hold up though. A ceasar salad is delicious. So is pistachio ice creme. The result of mixing the two however....

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure, but the features incels obsess over are almost always features their own father possesses.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I remember being about 6 years old and having the thought that I wished my dad had chosen a partner with less stubby toes. It probably took another decade and a half before it hit me how fucked up that was.

I don’t even know why I thought having unstubby toes would make a difference to anything. To make it more ridiculous, I have a birthmark on one foot that used to make me so self conscious that I kept my feet hidden from everyone until college. Who did I think was going to see my feet and reject me?