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Jack Smith filing reveals Trump-funded lawyer claimed he didn't own a computer (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 76 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Your lawyers live in the 21st century.

My lawyers etch their motions into stone tablets.

We are not the same.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Wow. I’d forgotten about that. That’s too perfect.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Angers and confuses was always funnier

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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