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Israeli mom, political commentator, says son is certain about US strike on Iran, refuses to study for Maths test (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)

submitted 11 hours ago by FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Israeli political commentator Rachel Gur said her son is refusing to study for his math test as he's certain that the exam is going to get canceled due to an Iran attack or counterattack.

"I told him a strike is unlikely before Wednesday," Gur said, adding that Wednesday is also the exam day.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

What is reality anymore? How is this not The Onion?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

To be fair, the Times of India isn’t . . . y’know. Super high quality.