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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 75 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I am a victim here. I blame my passion for reading.

[–] Darthcapi@piefed.social 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You saw the title. You wanted to read about the weirdness. You have no one to blame but yourself

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

What if he only read the title, but not the article? I haven't read the article.

When I started reading Darthcapi's response, I thought "NO VICTIMS??? WHAT ABOUT THE DEER???" And by the end of his comment, I found out the deer is dead.

And now....I guess I agree with Darthcapi. It's one of those situations where I say I'm fine with whatever a persons kinks are, as long as no one non-consenting is involved.

And.....technically I guess this fits that description. But man...

My ability to be accepting of everyone is REALLY being pushed to the limit here.