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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (17 children)
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 months ago (14 children)

This really raises a lot of questions

There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.

But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.

Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (6 children)

No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 points 2 months ago

Wondering if that's due to him being sick with deer-sentery or gono-reindeer

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