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Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s
Well, it has been a loong hard ~~day~~
~~week~~
~~year~~
~~decade~~
life.
It's been a long hard life. Just think. He's only 32. He wasn't even born for 9/11.
Or maybe he was. I'm unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.
Honestly it's all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily "What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?"
And the answer is always "Yes."
jfc! Missed that nugget! I guess you don't end up covered in fur, fucking a dead deer if your life is going well though
Depends on your definition of going well.
That's Kentucky 32.
fuck that makes me feel like my friend wasn't lying when he said I looked good and asked if I've been working out
because no, I haven't really. not any more than I was before anyways