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Trump advisers ‘would prefer if Israel bombs Iran first as the politics are better’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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“There’s thinking in and around the administration that the politics are a lot better if the Israelis go first and alone and the Iranians retaliate against us, and give us more reason to take action,” one of the sources told Politico under the condition of anonymity.

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Or any of the other isms for that matter

I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.”

[–] incompetent@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

"The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'"