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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Maybe Donald has decided he can't really trust Don Jr. and wants Melania to run in 2028. That way he can stay in the White House.

I have always said America is too sexist right now to elect a woman as President but maybe an exception can be made for a woman who would be so obviously taking orders from her husband.

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You need to be a natural born US citizen.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago

We're about to see Trump issue an executive order proclaiming her to be natural-born citizen, and enough Republican states to say "Yup, that's good enough for us! After all, we already had one President from Kenya...."

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