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Melania Trump will preside over a UN Security Council meeting in a first for a first lady (apnews.com)

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It wasn't meant as a message from the council, just what to print on bombs as they announce special Melanie's bomb livery™ that all manufacturers have to buy now.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And must be bought with trump, melania, or barron coins only.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Maga-Bux™️