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The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus) (www.esquire.com)

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Wonder how many times God tried to convince someone to do a thing and they just kinda… didn’t. Never read the Bible, but I don’t imagine many stories of unredeemed goat fornicators or greedy merchants end up sticking around.

I feel like that was one of the best parts of the Greeks. Their gods fucked up constantly, and everyone knew it. Fate is a flip of a coin, and so were the deities they worshiped

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 10 hours ago

I think that's why a lot of the pagan religions had trickster gods like Loki.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They decided to cut the story of kid Jesus pushing people off roofs then bringing them back to life after people got mad.

[–] GnerphBaht@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

He liked to play stone the adulturer.

Read "The Gospel According to Biff" by Christopher Moore.