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The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus) (www.esquire.com)

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 53 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

If Jesus came back today maga would re-crucify him for being to woke.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 minutes ago

That’s why I don’t believe Jesus will come back, he must be afraid of to be crucified again.

[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

Some brown guy talking about loving your neighbour and caring for the less fortunate? It's downright unamerican!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

He might already be here... And in an ICE holding cell

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago

And brown