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The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus) (www.esquire.com)

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus

Why? Did he run out of locusts or something?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You might be thinking of Jesus' abusive dad

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

So you are saying he cheated