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Cops who went to snowball fight launch manhunt for people who threw snowballs at them (metro.co.uk)

submitted 10 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 58 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What a bunch of snowflakes.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

“When you compress a bunch of snow flakes, into like, a weapon, and you toss it at cops…. That can hurt our pride! And it’s practically lethal force!”

-that douche.