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[–] smeg@infosec.pub 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fire the execs and replace them with an LLM.

  • Hollow and unclear communication
  • Highly suggestible by the last person they talked to
  • No human compassion or decency
  • Poor mastery of facts

There's no difference between the average executive and an LLM. Fire them all and save on exec salaries. Maybe they'll be less excited by AI now.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

That shouldn't be too difficult after all, all they do is avoid accountability by having some other soulless system suggest the action plans (i.e advisor firms, AI etc take your pick)