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[โ€“] sdcSpade@kbin.social 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

More subtle than the Third Age video game that just teleports you up there to fight the damn thing. Just stab it a bunch until its health runs out, I'm sure that's how it works.

[โ€“] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago

I rarely enjoy eye gouging. That makes Sauron relatable to people like me.