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[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 70 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (10 children)

Do you know in the movies when they dramatically slam someone’s chest and yell “live damn it”?

That is called the precordial thump, and it used to be used in codes

Sometimes a good wallop is all someone needs

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

In ear and facial surgery where we use nerve monitoring, the surgeon will test for nerve activity by kinda just smacking the patient's face and seeing if it makes the machine beep.

So, even the side of healthcare associated with finesse can just boil down to "punch em a bit". Don't even get me started in orthopedic surgery.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 55 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Percussive maintenance, now for people too!

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's what I call beating my children. Those mines aren't going to dig themselves.

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

Fido, no! Landmines are unethical!

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

For the same reason a good hard hit in the chest can stop your heart.

Also, the defib is doing something similar, it’s not shock starting your heart it’s trying to send a unified shock to get it all back in rhythm.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Medical beds should be built to automatically quickly lower someone to simulate hitting a big bump when vitals drop.

[–] uselessartifact@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

A glitch launches the patient instead. Possibly has the same results, plus or minus a few extra contusions.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

This precordial thump used to be part of my IT toolkit.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

He’s dead, Jim!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine how cool you'd feel if you revive someone with one of those

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Arthur Fonzarelli, MD

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I just figured it was extra-desperate CPR and never saw a reason to question its legitimacy.

[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Being fair it kind of is, which is why it’s not really used anymore.

It’s kind of “a 1% success chance is better than a 0% chance” type deal

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Considering that technique was discovered by hitting a pothole as well, maybe whomping from the back would be more effective. Or picking up and dropping the patient.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I was 95% sure you were trolling, but holy shit