this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

using windows 98

leaves it on for 99 seconds

[โ€“] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Universe implodes